Why did the chicken cross the road?
To convert the unbeliever on the other side.
What is black and white and rolls down a hill?
A zebra that God smited because it was proud of being on top of the hill.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
I worry about the state of your soul.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The Englishman points out that three men going into one place bears some resemblance of the Holy Trinity, but the Scotsman warns that such a metaphor would be heretical, and the Irishman prays for the Englishman's soul.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but God is always with him.
A man walks into a bar. Therefore he is a sinner.
Did you hear the one about the deer?
Well you shouldn't have. That would be gossip and gossip is a sin.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ the son of God.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a woolly jumper?
An abomination to God's creation.
How long is a piece of string?
Not as long as eternity in hell.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Never; pray for healing.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead find a lamp, so they rub it. A genie comes out of the lamp and says that he will grant each of them one wish. The genie is clearly an agent of Satan so the women hire a priest to perform an exorcism on the lamp.
What is brown and sticky?
Sin.
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?
A tragic symbol of the fall of creation.
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A dinosaur that will have trouble seeing where to board the ark.
Why is the number 6 afraid of the number 7?
Because it does not know the peace of God.
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